If At First You Don’t Succeed: a special video presentation

I made you a video.

It’s based on a true story. And on perseverance.

I finished it while sitting at the Newark, New Jersey airport which is the very best place to edit a sex video, I think.

Greg made me use headphones while I worked on it. Greg has good manners. Thank you, Greg. I’m pretty sure that Walter, the refined, elderly gentlemen sitting across from us with his brown leather tasseled loafers who forgot to take off his Yacht Club nametag would be grateful if he knew. You’re welcome, Walter. 

And so, without further ado, I present to you:

If At First You Don’t Succeed:
a Five Kids Is A Lot Of Kids original video production

 

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P.S. Did you know that the first two definitions of intercourse are “communication between persons” or “exchange of thoughts or feelings”?

P.P.S. All I’m saying is, sometimes we have to redefine success.

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ABOUT BETH WOOLSEY I'm a writer. And a mess. And mouthy, brave, and strong. I believe we all belong to each other. I believe in the long way 'round. And I believe, always, in grace in the grime and wonder in the wild of a life lived off course from what was, once, a perfectly good plan.
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  2. I think dear Walter totally missed out.

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