If cleanliness is next to Godliness…

Aug 28 2012

I handed my son a napkin.

You know, no reason.

He looked at it as though I’d handed him a Walkman. Or a Ming vase. Or brand-name cereal. Something so outside his experience as to be completely foreign.

Befuddled and with furrowed brow he said, “What’s this for?”

I think this sums up all I have taught my children about cleanliness.

If cleanliness really is next to Godliness, my children are spiritually lost.

Mourn with me.