A Halloween Agreement for More Acceptable Working Conditions

Oct 31 2012

Dear Parents,

I cannot urge you strongly enough to read through this document and make sure all Parties sign before you commence trick-or-treating. When we stand up for justice and fair treatment, everyone wins.

Because I care,
Beth

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Here’s the full text. Please see below for the printable version.

A Halloween Agreement for More Acceptable Working Conditions
made this 31st day of October, 2012 2013
between you (the Children) and we (the Parents)

WHEREAS the Children are unable to trick-or-treat without the Parents; and WHEREAS the Parents, due to unfair social and cultural constraints, are unable to trick-or-treat by themselves;

NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the mutual undertakings herein contained, the parties hereto agree to the following:

SECTION 1: the Parents will perform the roles of costume designer, make-up artist, hairstylist, safety patrol officer, and manners coach.

SECTION 2: the Children will perform the role of trick-or-treator.

SECTION 3: the Children will acquire loads of candy.

SECTION 4: the Children will share, without objection or complaint, all candy with the Parents.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the Parties hereto have executed this agreement the date first written above.

______________          ______________
Parents                        Children

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And here’s the printable:

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Now let’s all have a safe and equal Halloween, shall we?

Amen.

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