If You’re Really, REALLY Lucky & Your Wife Loves You Very, VERY Much, Someday She Might Do Something Like This for You
Feb 24 2014
You know those iconic pics from your childhood that you just HATE and no one will ever let you live down?
This is Greg’s, from high school, 25 years ago at Disneyland with his family.
Because Holy White Short Shorts, Batman.
And, also, you Sexy, Sexy Boy.
Now, Greg was hoping, of course, that someday I’d put that on the internets for everyone to see, but because I love him so much (so, SO much) — and because he missed those short shorts deep, deep down inside — I decided to make a grand gesture and demonstrate my love for Greg by buying him brand new (ish) white short shorts from Goodwill… and bringing them to Disneyland so he could recreate his photo, 25 years later.
Which is what we did.
And why we are now, officially, celebrating the 25th Anniversary of Greg’s Short Shorts.
I know. I know.
Best. Wife. Ever.
In conclusion, greater love has no man than this: that he recreate an 80’s short shorts picture for his wife.
P.S. Greg saw a t-shirt he wants on this trip. It reads, “I Love My Crazy Wife.” Also, I think he’s willing to trade me for a churro and a new set of mouse ears at this point. Or best offer; he seems open to negotiation.