Your Help Needed. Important Question Ahead.
Feb 11 2016
Your help needed. Important question ahead.
Is there something wrong with me? Or with the rest of the world?
Please pick one.
It’s just that I keep seeing this meme on The Book of Faces lately…
…which says “just because you CAN crochet something doesn’t mean you should.”
Except I’m pretty sure that if you CAN crochet something, you DEFINITELY should.
Tan, yellow and goldenrod short-shorts? Um, yes. Yes, you should. You absolutely should.
You know why? BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS SO. Whatever you do, do it to the best of your ability, friends.
YES, YOU SHOULD.
Gall bladder with removable gall stones?
Chicken hat and chicken vest??
HOW DOES THIS NOT MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE?
In a world full of fear and sadness, let us agree that crocheting the crap out of stuff is the work of God. WWJD?? J would CROCHET, guys. Like crazy. J would buy some yarn and a hook and just go NUTS.
In conclusion, I need to know. Is there something wrong with me? Or with the rest of the world? Please pick one.
With love and yarn,
PS — To see more crocheted short shorts, go here. You’re welcome.
PPS — I know a fine, Christian lady who once made one of these for her husband.
PPPS — That fine, Christian lady is my mother.
PPPPS — If you want to freak your mom out, put the crocheted willie warmer she made your dad on top of her Christmas tree one year. 🙂 I promise, it’s worth waiting for her to notice. For weeks. While her friends visit for Bible studies. Again, friends… WWJD?? J would put your mom’s willie warmer on the tree. J is good times, folks. That guy gets a bad rap, but he’s good times.