Since Easter’s just around the corner, and my kids are well indoctrinated in All That Is Good and Holy, I thought you might like to know how the story goes.
According to my 4-year-olds:
God died on the cross.
God came back alive.
He came back alive because he didn’t want to miss Easter.
He didn’t want to miss Easter because he really, really likes to color eggs and hide them with the Easter bunny.
Also, God had to find his Easter basket because it had candy, and candy is good.
As always, I like my kids’ God. She’s good times.
Hey, I’ve always been pretty thrilled that Jesus’ first miracle was turning water into wine. What can I say? I guess my theology is in line with my 4-year-olds’.
P.S. to people at my church: Greg and I are scheduled to teach the preschool class this Sunday. Easter Sunday. If you need to make changes to the line-up at the last minute, I completely understand.