Jeff’s Gigantic Face

Just for fun, because it’s Tuesday morning (and Tuesday morning should be fun), this is my brother’s Facebook banner and profile picture:

Although I didn’t ask permission before sharing it with you which was unspeakably rude of me, I DID block out his last name which makes it all OK.

Honestly, though, when all of your Facebook posts come with this profile shot?

(Oh, look! It’s Jeff and his gigantic face.)

With no explanation about its freaky-deaky application on the banner? You know, ever? Leaving people to wonder why – oh dear Heaven, why?? – you would electronically parade yourself about in this manner?

Well, it’s brilliant.

Brilliant, Jeff.

Terrifying.

And also brilliant.

The End

……….

P.S. Real post soon.

P.P.S. Maybe even today.

P.P.P.S. Feel free to leave comments for Jeff. They’ll make his day.

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ABOUT BETH WOOLSEY I'm a writer. And a mess. And mouthy, brave, and strong. I believe we all belong to each other. I believe in the long way 'round. And I believe, always, in grace in the grime and wonder in the wild of a life lived off course from what was, once, a perfectly good plan.
4 comments
  1. I have to say, this post reminds me of that time my younger brother paraded my brand-new trainer bra out for his friends. I seem to recall chasing him around the yard, promising to end his 8 year long life while he laughed maniacally, waving it like a awkward surrender flag and his buddies giggled on the sidelines.
    When your brother starts “chasing” you, I’m going to be on the sidelines giggling. Just so you know. 🙂

    1. Devvi, I died. I just laughed and laughed and laughed. Thank your brother for me, for he’s provided us ALL with entertainment. SO SO hilarious.

  2. Hi, Jeff! My husband’s name is also Jeff, and he is also the proud owner of a very large head 🙂 He says it houses the world’s largest brain, which I am not entirely certain is the truth, but the moral of the story is this: Wear you huge cranium proudly! My Jeff does! Oh, and be certain to marry a woman with large, child-bearing hips, because chances are, your sons will probably have that giant noggin, too 🙂 Ours certainly did…

    TMI? Sorry, lol.

    1. HA! Love it, Roxanne!

      P.S. My brother’s boys’ noggins? Yes. You hit that nail, Roxanne. On the head. 😉

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