When Baby Jesus Gets Dropped on His Head and Other Reasons I Love the Christmas Story (plus Day 8 of 7+ Giveaways)

I admit I laughed WAY too loud at last year’s church Christmas pageant when Mary #2 (for the times when a solitary Mary just won’t do) dropped Baby Jesus on his head. 

Our 4-year-old Understudy Mary fumbled the baby pass, as parents sometimes do, and there went our Lord, tumbling onto the ancient yellow carpet to lay prostrate at the foot of the cross, sacrificed before his time.

I couldn’t help but think of all the times I’ve dropped my own metaphorical Jesus on his head, friends, because my theology slipped again, and I was uncertain whether I’d broken Jesus for good. So when Mary #2 cheerfully shouted “WHOOPS!” and swooped to the floor to pick up poor, mangled Jesus by his plastic legs to try again, I gasped a little, in joy and revelation, because that’s when God, whose other name is Love, leaned over and whispered to my soul, “That’s exactly it, Beth. That’s how faith works.”

Now, I’ve been to a lot of Christmas pageants in my time, and I’ve seen flocks of adorable sheep and herds of darling shepherds and gaggles of wise men in solemn procession. I’ve watched Marys and Josephs cradle their babies Jesus with an abiding love beyond their years. But I find I’m drawn every time to the parts that don’t fit and the people who stick out. I’m drawn every year to the children who trip on their robes and the boy who flips off the congregation and the girl who flashes her pink princess panties with her skirt over her head and the preschooler who sits down to pull his socks off through the toes of his sandals because socks are too stupid to be endured.

I’m drawn to the peacocks and the lobsters who were, apparently, present at the birth of Christ.

And I’m drawn to all the wonky bits and weird paths and the unexpected ways we see the Light and find our way to Love made flesh among us. 

I’m over the sanitized version of the Christ story, I suppose. And it’s not because I don’t love the pristine and beautiful bits. I ADORE those. The love of a mother for her child. The angels singing en masse by the light of a brilliant star. The gold and frankincense and myrrh. Those are all intrinsically part of it.

It’s just that I want to know the other parts, too – the messy parts and the funny parts and the devastating parts.

The part about the uncertainty of an unwed pregnant teen.

The part about the foreign astrologers traveling to worship a homeless Jewish baby.

The part about a young family fleeing a genocide to become refugees and illegal aliens.

The part about a 4-year-old dropping plastic Jesus on his head.

And the part about welcoming the filthy shepherds and the drummer boy and the peacocks and the lobsters to the witness the bare, baby feet of God.

These to me form a more complete picture. And the more complete picture matches the messy life I’ve come to love.

This nonsensical, chaotic, smelly, heartbreaking, gorgeous life and the choice, always, to pursue the path toward Love.

This is why I value the Christmas story. Because it’s the wild ride by the Light in the darkness to fall at the feet of Love that saves us.

And that’s what I mean when I say I wish you a Very Merry Christmas.

xoxo,

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If you’re looking for more about Christmas, I’ve added a section, “On Christmas,” at the top of the column to your left. There’s everything from The 3 Kings Were Neither 3 Nor Kings to 5 Fun Facts on Flying with Santa
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Today is Day 8 of 7+ Giveaways!
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Fullscreen capture 12232013 15855 PM.bmpLaura contacted me a couple of months ago to ask if I’d consider a business like hers for an ad. And then she graciously put up with ridiculously LONG conversations with me about what, exactly, “guided renewal” and “energy” and “reading” mean to her. Laura is a fellow Christian who, like me, has had a hard time with some of the asshattish ( <— my word, not Laura’s — I think her word was “douchey”) things that go on in the name of Christianity; she’s eager to love people without regard to creed. Laura went on to explain that being gifted with the ability to pray for people and receive messages from God about blocks and openings – darkness and light – in their lives has been a process of acceptance for her. It’s not how she was taught to experience God, after all, but it’s been a wild, weird, and wonderful way to experience Love, for sure, and something she wants to share to help improve the lives of others. I was struck by Laura’s warmth, sense of humor, openness to hard and persistent questions, and her heart for helping people who are hurting.

Laura explains this way, “I want to help people. I think I have a gift for doing just that. I feel this gift comes from God and the gift is full of light and love and nothing mysterious or dark. I am a piece of the puzzle that can help people discover their best selves and move on if things are tough or keep on trucking on if things are going well. I work with anyone from any religion, point of view, philosophy and life style. I love and include all! This is an ongoing process and I love when people will trust me and become part of the process by letting me do a reading for them.” 

A consultation with Laura includes meditation, intuition, prayer, concentration, writing, and an optional discussion with you. Please note, as Laura says, “I can give guidance in a way that can help people move forward. I am not a counselor, psychologist or psychiatrist.” 

This giveaway is now closed. Congratulations to the Guided Renewal winner, Loren! 

TO ENTER: Leave a comment on this blog post by 11:59pm (Pacific Time) on Wednesday, December 25th. One entry per person, please. A winner will be selected using a random number generator and posted on Thursday.

This giveaway is open to international participants.

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ABOUT BETH WOOLSEY I'm a writer. And a mess. And mouthy, brave, and strong. I believe we all belong to each other. I believe in the long way 'round. And I believe, always, in grace in the grime and wonder in the wild of a life lived off course from what was, once, a perfectly good plan.
15 comments
  1. […] When Baby Jesus Gets Dropped on His Head and Other Reasons I Love the Christmas Story at Five Kids Is A Lot Of Kids – “I’m over the sanitized version of the Christ story, I suppose. And it’s not because I don’t love the pristine and beautiful bits. I ADORE those. The love of a mother for her child. The angels singing en masse by the light of a brilliant star. The gold and frankincense and myrrh. Those are all intrinsically part of it. It’s just that I want to know the other parts, too – the messy parts and the funny parts and the devastating parts.” The beautiful real-ness of the Christmas story. […]

  2. The smelly shephards and the foreign astronauts and the peacocks? NO
    Not your typical Christmas story! Live it!

  3. Guidance is always helpful. Merry Christmas!

  4. This made me smile. I love the gritty reality of it. It’s not nearly as gritty as is all of the other darkness that Jesus loves and shines a light into, but it’s precious. The lobsters reminded me of the nativity play in the film, “Love, Actually.” Funny.

  5. […] dropping baby Jesus story, I just read one here and got jealous because I wanted to title a post, “When baby Jesus gets dropped on his head…”, which I find incredibly amusing at 2:30am (when I am writing […]

  6. What a great giveaway! I would love this and everyone can use a little guidance.

  7. This sounds fascinating, and something I would never seek out on my own.

    I love the “Whoops!” of dropping baby Jesus.

  8. Beth – always love your posts and could use this give away right now
    Merry Christmas!

  9. Hi Beth,
    This seems like a good time to say two things:
    First, as an atheist, I enjoy your writing about your faith, and your family’s faith, and how you experience it, very much. It feels so much more real and understandable, and meaningful, than the unquestioning rhetoric that one finds so many other places. And there is always a message that rings true for me, too. Thank you.
    Second, I am stuck, and any help towards getting unstuck would be great.

    1. Congratulations, Loren! You won the Guided Renewal giveaway. I’ll email you shortly.

      And thanks for your kind comments – it’s very important to me that this space is open and welcoming of all people, whatever our beliefs. I’m grateful you took the time to write.

      xoxo,
      Beth

  10. I just love your perspective on things, Beth! It helps me to not fight against the roller coaster that is life, and to try to enjoy the ride more!

  11. I’m not sure about Jesus but I would love guidance.

  12. Love this! Great giveaway.

  13. I would love this for my brother in law who is definitely in need of some guidance now…

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