I have a couple exciting upcoming events here on the 5 Kids blog, and I’ve decided to let you in on them NOW because a) I’m no good at keeping things to myself, and b) you may appreciate having a little prep time so you can participate. Personally, I’m more of a massive procrastinater myself, but I’m allowing for us to be different because accepting all types of people is important to me, even you organized, detailed, plan-ahead types. (Psst… I used to be one of you! Let me come back.)
Here we go!
ANNOUNCEMENT #1: WRITING CONTEST!
FIRST, I’m very excited to announce our very first WRITING CONTEST. WOOHOO!
I’ve toyed with this idea for quite some time because I have a deep desire to champion story-telling and, really, truth-telling, because I believe absolutely that the true stories – those messy, magical, authentic, vulnerable, true stories – set us free. Free to be ourselves. Free to love more completely. Free to live into the wonky, weird, wonderful lives that are before us.
But I’ve never pulled the Writing Contest trigger because I hate judging things. Hate. Abhor. Detest. Despise. All of the Synonyms! Mostly because I’m a wuss who doesn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings. I want to pick EVERYONE. But I decided to put on my grown-up pants and do it anyway because it’s not fair to hold you back from this community or this community from you just because I’m a wimp. Also, I decided to ask some other folks to judge for me. So, hooray!
Here’s how it’s going to work.
5 Kids Writing Contest Submission Guidelines
- Theme: Family and Imperfection. Please note: this contest is open to ALL writers. Moms, dads, kids and non-parents. Essays will be judged subjectively (doy), based on whether they’re well-written, interesting, engaging, entertaining and/or thought-provoking. They can be serious, funny, sentimental… whatever. Compelling is what we’re after.
- Word Count: The number needed to tell your story, although, as a loose guideline, I do recommend keeping it between 800-1,500 words just for readability. If your story is more compelling than 1,500 words, though, or doesn’t need 800 to tell it, ignore me. No one’s going to count your words.
- Previously Unpublished: Please submit original and previously unpublished work.
- Dates: The contest officially opens for submissions February 16 – March 1, 2014. You may submit essays prior to February 16, if you like. Contest winners will be announced by March 10, 2014.
- Contact: Send your essay to me at FiveKidsIsALotOfKids@gmail.com. Use “Writing Contest Submission” in the subject line.
- Include: Your essay, a brief bio (less than 150 words), a headshot, any photographs or other illustrations that accompany your essay (you must own the rights), and any links you’d like included if your piece is selected (i.e. your blog, any books you’ve written, Facebook, Twitter, etc.)
- Winners and Prizes: 5 Winning Essays will be selected and featured individually as guest posts on the 5 Kids Blog. From the 5 Winners, the editor of Mamapedia will select one essay to feature on the Mamapedia website as a Mamapedia Voice. Psst… Mamapedia has over 140,000 Facebook fans and 2 million unique visitors per month; I’m very grateful for the fabulous editor there for working with us on this contest!
ANNOUNCEMENT #2: BIG LENT PLANS!
SECOND, Lent will be here in less than a month.
Many of you don’t care about Lent. That’s OK. Sometimes, I don’t care, either, because KIDS, and who has 5 extra minutes to contemplate what to give up? I’ve already given up All the Sleep, man; I’ve done my part.
According to Google, which we all know is the very best place to get religious information, “Lent is a time of repentance, fasting and preparation for the coming of Easter. It is a time of self-examination and reflection.”
Lent starts today and continues for the 40 days (not including Sundays) until Easter. In practice here in the States, it’s the time when each participant fasts from something specific to himself or herself. Facebook, traveling by car, mojitos, nachos bell grande – the more creative you are about what you give up, the more Lent points you’re awarded. Minus the part about Lent points, which aren’t a real thing but which would totally make it WAY MORE RAD. (Someone put me in charge of Lent next year. Seriously.)
The truth is, Jesusy people in America freestyle when it comes to Lent. We like to participate for loads of reasons. Sometimes to feel closer to God, sometimes as a spiritual discipline, sometimes to draw attention to a cause, and sometimes because our best friends in the whole entire world, Caffeine and Chocolate, come to us in our dreams dressed in red riding hood cloaks with cloven hooves and horns on their heads and tell us with maniacal grins that they own our souls, and we wake up screaming and sweating and longing for big, hurking cups o’ Joe and entire bags of Hershey’s nuggets. Lent – it’s a high church synonym for Caffeine and Chocolate Rehab.
At its center, though, Lent, like other cultural and religious observances, pulls us into community with each other and ties us with thick cords to our historical roots. It makes us stop for a season to reconsider who we are at our core. It forces us away from the insignificant things that entangle us and turns our eyes to examine what’s relevant, what drives us.
At its best, Lent isn’t about deprivation. At its best, Lent allows us to work in concert with Love to refill our souls.
This year, I care.
And this year, I’ve been thinking about the insignificant things that entangle me. The things that are pulling me beneath the water. The things that are depriving me of oxygen. What I’ve discovered is this: the things that are drowning me right now are the things.
ALL of the STUFF.
And managing the stuff.
It’s killing me dead.
The sheer volume of clothes and paper and toys and shoes that go through this house is stunning, ladies and gentlemen. And I will feel infinitely more focused, more prepared to look for Resurrection and True Life and Deep Love, if I can stop tripping over race cars and slipping on socks and stuffing the STUFF places over and over and over again.
But I am TIRED. And handling All the Stuff feels overwhelming. And I’ve met me, so I know I can’t do Everything, all at once. Or even Everything, eventually.
Which is why I’m going to do little purging projects for Lent and to let that be enough.
Little projects almost every day from March 5 – April 17. I’m going to put together a master, manageable list ahead of time, hoping I can convince some of you to participate with me, because, quite honestly, it’ll be way more fun with you along for the ride.
AND – BONUS! – I’m excited to announce we’ll have an expert on board to help answer our recycling questions so all this purging doesn’t head straight for the landfill. Win/win!
Alrighty. Two announcements down. Time for some Blogkeeping Blurbs.
BLOGKEEPING BLURB #1: ADVERTISING SPACE AVAILABLE
Above-the-fold advertising space is available for a limited time on a first-come, first-served basis. If you’ve been thinking of advertising here, now’s the time for best ad placement. And the folks who’ve been advertising here can tell you I’m the WORST at reminding them to renew their ads on time, so ads typically come with free, extended time. 🙂
For all the information about advertising, go here.
BLOGKEEPING BLURB #2: SPEAKING ENGAGEMENTS POSTED
After a couple of years with very, very good intentions, I finally added a page listing my speaking engagements. It’s currently updated with my Winter/Spring 2014 speaking schedule. I would LOVE to see you at the events listed.
BLOGKEEPING BLURB #3: PORTLAND, OREGON MEET-UP PLANNED
Before the March 15th REST event in Gresham, Oregon, I’m planning to host a Portland area meet-up; if you’re interested in attending, please leave a comment to let me know so I can add you to my list for details.
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