My mom grew roses when I was kid. Gorgeous, HUGE roses with conceited, ruffled petals in every 80s pastel color imaginable, especially all the varieties of peach. She trimmed them, and dead headed the rose hips, and put tar on the end of every cut stalk to make sure the aphids didn’t get to the vulnerable plant, and my brother and I would play in the crab grass while she worked the rose beds, and threaten each other with bodily harm, but we stayed away from the roses because we knew what was good for us.
My grandma’s specialty was African violets. And cross stitch. And cross stitched African violets. I never knew her without them, the half wall in her dining room covered with her special white plastic shelves, grow lights, and precisely set timers eager to do her bidding. I bet if Grandma had put her mind to it, she would’ve grown great pot with that set-up. A carefully curated environment, every dead leaf perfectly plucked, and each bud babied. She could’ve made bank, friends, if she’d been just a little entrepreneurial.
But me? I didn’t inherit their green thumbs. Not even a little.
Or so I thought.
I used to think I was bad at growing house plants, just because I always killed them. Now I know I was just growing the wrong kind of plants, and my technique was all wrong, because guess what I discovered?
I ROCK AT GROWING PLANTS, friends.
A WHOLE BOWL OF HOUSE PLANTS.
I showed my kids, because I want them to have memories of their mom growing things and not, well, poisoning everything I touch.
And my daughter said, “LOOK AT YOU, MOM! YOU ARE GROWING AN ONION FROM AN ONION!”
WHICH I TOTALLY AM.
So I asked her if she knew what I was growing from the yellow potatoes.
“What, Mom? What are you growing from those?” she asked.
“A yellow potato plant,” I said, proudly.
“WOW, Mom,” she said, and she meant it, because she’s my FAVORITE, and I told her I’m growing sweet potato plants, too…
… because I am.
Turns out, I’m excellent at growing plants. I just needed to find my kind. My mama rocked the roses. My grandma loved the African violets. I’m more of a tubers and root veggies girls, myself. Kinda makes me wonder what else I think I’m bad at that I’m… well… not.
With love, friends,
P.S. In case you’re also good at growing house plants and need home decorating ideas, I tried out the following and can highly recommend:
- Decorate a Bookshelf
2. Or a Mantel:
3. Or, of course, a Restroom