Greg is an encourager, which isn’t at all what I was going to write today. I was writing, instead, an apology for my Christian faith, but I’ve only gotten to the part where I used to buy books on demon possession and stuff them in my heathen friends’ couches so they’d discover them later and be coerced by abject terror to follow Jesus. “Planting seeds,” I called it, and I ROCKED it, man.
But that story’s not finished, and I can’t write something called An Apology for My Christian Faith, or a Declaration of a Faith That’s Wild and Free, or GODAMMIT; I’M GONNA FOLLOW JESUS unless I get the words right in my own head and heart first, so that’s going to have to wait a bit.
So I’m going to tell you about what an encouragement Greg is to me, but first I have to tell you I have a new bike.
A new bike!
Which isn’t new ’cause I don’t really do new, but is new to me, so, like “Beth Woolsey New” which is as good it gets around here.
My new bike looks like this if we paint it in watercolor, which we’re totally doing because I’ve been playing with my Waterlogue app to avoid writing my apology:
Also, it looks like this:
And like this:
And like this:
(Psst… this isn’t a Waterlogue sponsored post, ’cause I don’t do sponsored posts, FYI.)
Back to Greg being an encourager!
I bought a bike! And I love it! It has an electrical assist I can engage when I ride up the giant hill to my house and also whenever I want to pretend I’m 87 and too old to peddle. And it’s enormous and bulky enough to haul a kid AND groceries on the back both of which I now do regularly because COOL BIKE.
In fact, I love my new bike so much I’ve decided to take it on our annual central Oregon vacation this week. And, while some husbands might discourage their wives from packing a huge, unwieldy, motorized bike on vacation — what with the 5 children and the service dog and the piles of luggage and mountains of groceries that attend our holidays with us — Greg said, and I quote, “There’s no way — NO WAY — that enormous thing is going to fit in our car.”
Isn’t that cute??
“No worries,” I said. “We can get a bike rack!”
“Too huge for a bike rack, Beth,” he replied. “There’s no way.”
Aw. He’s the adorablest! I heart him to the moon, friends!
“Car top carrier, it is!” said I.
“Read. My. Lips,” said he. “NO. Way. On God’s green earth, there is NO WAY are we taking that thing.”
I was beginning to sense some reluctance, however small, so I called my dad, and HE WAS SUPPORTIVE, TOO! “Greg’s right, Beth; that’s ridiculous. There’s no way to bring that thing on a 4-hour road trip.”
The men in my life, friends! They get me! I say I want something and then they get all tense and RIDICULE MY ABILITY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN… which lets me know they must WANT me to bring my bike VERY MUCH since expressing contempt and derision for my ideas is the fastest, most efficient way to get me to do anything. They’re SUPER SUPPORTIVE, in other words, and ensuring all my dreams come true.
The internet is all about telling other people how much better our lives are than theirs, so I figure it’s OK that I put down my Christian faith essay tonight to write, instead, about how much more encouraging my husband is than yours.
In conclusion, #FinallyDoingTheInternetRight!
With lots of love,
12 responses to “My Husband Is A Better Encourager Than Your Husband”
You can ride it there!
He definitely knows how to motivate you, just say it can’t be done, and boom! for sure it’s gonna happen! love it!
Please don’t apologize for your faith, again.
Simple…small trailer hooked on the back of the car….and you can put luggage and food and all the stuff that is packed into the car OUT OF the car…win win for everyone…and if a kid acts up, riding home in the trailer.
Ummm, this post is incomplete. Surely you took a picture of the bike strapped to the top of your car, right? Because we all know. We KNOW it’s going with you.
We leave on Saturday, and I PROMISE you the bike is going.
Sweet longtail! Yes, you CAN bring it – my husband brought my cargo bike that looks like an ice cream tricycle on 3 hour drives. You can DO this! 🙂
Like Bob the Builder. YES, WE CAN!
I might have just begun singing the theme from Bob the builder “Beth the Biker … Can she bring it? Yes she can!”
Now if only he would encourage me to proofread.
Thank you. I’ve just realized what an awesome encourager MY husband is too! Not saying he is better than Greg, but I do see he has some of thesame strengths. I know he will appreciate you pointing it out and showing me that all along he’s been there fur me when I too want something and MUST make it happen.
Tell your husband I said, “you’re welcome.” That’s me — providing important services for marital harmony! I give and I give. xo