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I Am A Balloon
I am a balloon. I’ve tried and tried (and tried and tried) to find words that apply in this After Time. Which is to say, I’ve tried and tried (and tried and tried) to find words that apply to this Life. The era in which I exist is just a conceit. An important one, I…
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How I Give Them Up: Why I’m Not Keeping the Kittens
OK, one thousand people have asked me if I’m adopting any of the Q or L or Weed kittens. Or the mamas. Are you adopting the mamas? PLEASE ADOPT THE MAMAS. And my answer is no. BUT WAIT. Pull up a chair for a minute and let me tell you why. Once upon a time,…
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All You Need Is A Sister Cat Doula
A LOT HAS BEEN HAPPENING ON THE KITTEN FRONT AND I’M SORRY I’M YELLING BUT A LOT HAS BEEN HAPPENING ON THE KITTEN FRONT. It’s been a busy, busy 24 hours, friends, and I’d like to do a full, complete recap in case you’ve missed the saga on the Book of Faces or the Instant…
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Kitten Watch 2021
I have nothing to report. This is what we look like these days. It’s all laying around. And belly rubs. And farting. So, SO much farting. They have no dignity at all. Zero decorum. It’s just sloth and gas at our house and sitting awkwardly with our legs spread. In other words, these foster…