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My Kid Punched Another Kid in the Nuts
I’m so proud. Two days ago, we got a note from my son’s teacher that he was peeping under stalls in the bathroom. Ew. Then yesterday, the same kid punched another kid in the nuts at school. This is one of my kids with expressive language disorder, so, although we chatted about it last night,…
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Pocketing Peach Pits
As a mother, there are gross things that are simply part of the job description. Pocketing peach pits is apparently one of them. I took Abby, my almost-10 year old, to the video store yesterday. She ate a peach in the car. Reference “Excrement and Other Things My Car Smells Like” for the reason I…
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Excrement and Other Things My Car Smells Like
I hopped in my oh-so-hip minivan today after work on this warm, summer day in Oregon and was immediately taken aback by the moderate smell of excrement emminating from the hot interior. Not sure why I was taken aback. My car has smelled this way for at least a week now. This is minivan number…
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Five Kids Is A Lot Of Kids
I’ve had three friends in the past week ask me where my blog is. Why did they do that? Cleary because I’m unbelieveably popular, and they like me very much. Sadly, I don’t believe that. I think it’s actually because they want to laugh at me more regularly than they already do. See, I’m a…