This is not today’s post, which I told you yesterday I would write. Today’s post is probably going to be tomorrow’s post. Or Friday’s post. Or whatever. I’ve been up with pukers for 5 nights in a row – SIX days of pukers with no end in sight, and I don’t even know what day it is anymore, man.
Instead, we’re going to do a Selfie Tutorial today because I have access to a thousand … Continue Reading “How to Take Great Selfies in 5 Easy, Teenager-Approved Steps”
When I was 8 years old, I made my mom a cake for her birthday, and I did it all by myself. I told her to stay out of the kitchen and not come in ’til it was done. STAY OUT, MOM. It was a surprise.
I worked on that cake for hours. Days. Or maybe 30 minutes. Time is wonky when you’re a kid. But it was a LONG TIME. And that was just … Continue Reading “My Parents Were Good at Everything. Now I Am, Too.”
I feel like it’s important to warn you so you at least have a chance to avoid me today. To hunker down in your house under your blankets or your baby’s burp-rag or whatever you can find. To lock yourself in the bathroom and to tell your littles to shush and quiet down and here, eat this whole Hershey bar so the crazy lady outside can’t hear us when I come pounding on your door. … Continue Reading “Warning: Kids Grow Up. This Is Not a Drill.”
Abby and I were in Portland last weekend for her dance convention. This is why:
And, of course, this:
I love spending time in Portland. It soothes my soul.
And I adore spending time with my oldest kid. Because even though we can be whiny and needy and human…, … she also teaches me important things I need to know like how to take trendy eyeball photos with (I’m so, so sorry about this) my … Continue Reading “How to Use an Eye Phone”