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How to Take Great Selfies in 5 Easy, Teenager-Approved Steps
This is not today’s post, which I told you yesterday I would write. Today’s post is probably going to be tomorrow’s post. Or Friday’s post. Or whatever. I’ve been up with pukers for 5 nights in a row – SIX days of pukers with no end in sight, and I don’t even know what day…
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My Parents Were Good at Everything. Now I Am, Too.
When I was 8 years old, I made my mom a cake for her birthday, and I did it all by myself. I told her to stay out of the kitchen and not come in ’til it was done. STAY OUT, MOM. It was a surprise. I worked on that cake for hours. Days. Or…
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Warning: Kids Grow Up. This Is Not a Drill.
I feel like it’s important to warn you so you at least have a chance to avoid me today. To hunker down in your house under your blankets or your baby’s burp-rag or whatever you can find. To lock yourself in the bathroom and to tell your littles to shush and quiet down and here, eat this…
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How to Use an Eye Phone
Abby and I were in Portland last weekend for her dance convention. This is why: And, of course, this: I love spending time in Portland. It soothes my soul. And I adore spending time with my oldest kid. Because even though we can be whiny and needy and human…, … she also teaches me important…