Tag: Apologies

  • How to Win at Parenting (You Know, More Than Your Partner Wins at Parenting)

    How to Win at Parenting (You Know, More Than Your Partner Wins at Parenting)

    I lost last week’s Parenting Competition to my husband, which, to be precise, really Sucked the Sucky Suck. Now, Greg doesn’t know there’s a weekly Parenting Competition, or that we’re competing at all, because I’ve never told him. Also, he’s nice and not competitive (except during Settlers and Scrabble when he’s kind of a jerk) and…

  • How to Teach Your Kid Effective Communication

    How to Teach Your Kid Effective Communication

    I’ve got one kid who’s more susceptible to the stomach flu than the others. I promise you, if it’s going around, and often even if it’s not, this kid will get it at least twice. Often three times. And repeat every other month or so just so he doesn’t forget how. But the good news…

  • On Sunday Morning

    On Sunday morning, after the 12th “GEEZ, MOM,” and the 17th “WHATEVER, DAD,” and the 45th time he made that cat-ralphing-up-a-hairball sound of teenaged disgust, I sent the large boy child to his room. He said, “GREAT!” and grinned maliciously in my direction with a sassy little shake of the head, so I said, “You can stay in…

  • When the Mommy War is of My Own Making

    I opened her blog and I saw it again. Another statement — an aside, really — explaining why she no longer writes about her children. It was just a quick note to her readers to help them understand the shift in her content, I think. Her babies are getting bigger, you see. And she wants to…