beth woolsey

mess maker • magic finder • rule breaker • kindness monger

Tag: Friends

  • The Ladder Up

    Hey, guess what? GREAT NEWS! I found the Ladder out of Depression! The LITERAL ladder. ^^^ Bad news is, it looks like this. ^^^ ………. Several months ago, I found myself back in the Depression Hole, which was an enormous surprise given the fact that I wasn’t sad. An occasional teeny, tiny raging bitch, perhaps. Nearly beside…

  • 10 Top Strategies for Keeping Your Sense of Parenting Humor

    I won the Mother of the Year Award – the one for which my girlfriends and I rigorously train and compete – the year I took my son to his preschool graduation, stayed for the picnic at the beginning and then suddenly remembered I had to grocery shop, and took him away before the actual ceremony…

  • Holding Hands in the Dark

    Tracy was my best friend in elementary school, and, though her motives remain unclear, I suspect she chose me as a friend because she was kind, compassionate, and knew I needed her.  And because she lived across the street so I was hard to avoid. Not that she ever made me feel like she was avoiding…

  • Surprise Hoedown and a Side of Grace

    I’ve always told everyone who loves me to never, ever, EVER throw me a surprise party. Ever. Because is there anything more terrible than a surprise party? Is there? I mean, I understand why some people like them. They’re the Extroverted people. The Enjoy Being the Center of Attention people. The YES, PLEASE CELEBRATE ME…