Dear the Internets,
I have a situation.
A dire situation.
And I need you.
PLEASE HELP ME.
The thing is, my teenage son’s room smells terrible.
TERRIBLE.
Or, in French, which is the language of high drama, his room smells TERRIBLE.
ÉPOUVANTABLE.
EFFROYABLE.
Now, before I had a teenage boy child, I heard other parents talk about a teenager’s room smelling bad. It’s not like this is a surprise, you know? It’s just, I assumed they meant body odor. ...