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Poop Nuggets
Cai, age 4, spends most of his nights crawling in bed with me. I’m happily married to my husband. We share a bed. To repeat, happily. My dad reads this blog, so that’s enough detail on that. So, why, if I share a bed, would I say that my son crawls in bed with me,…
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My Mom Didn’t Allow Barbies
My mom didn’t allow me to have Barbies while I was growing up. I bet this is why. That’s the toy bin beside our bathtub. I didn’t move any of the toys. So, yep, that’s pretty much some inappropriate group Barbie action going on. Here’s a closer view. Hey – don’t blame me when you’re…
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Again
Three year old twin boys. Guess which part of the following sentence bothered me the most? Cael, yelling from the bathroom: “Mommm! Cai peed on my butt again!” Yep, it was the word “again.” Ew. … Continue Reading “Again”
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Sex Ed, Take Two: The Birthing Theories
Sometimes, we have conversations with our kids, and they just don’t seem to listen. I know… weird, right? Several months ago, we tried to have the conversation with Ian, age 10, about his birthing-babies theory. We were concerned that kids at school might start to make fun of him if he started referencing a mom…