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5 Probably Totally Scientific Reasons Boys MUST Clutch Their Penises
I asked my nephew to get his hand out of his pants, and he replied with ill-disguised disdain, “Not yet, Auntie Beth. I’m playing hide and seek.” So, you know. My bad. Look. Boys hold on to their penises, folks, starting at age zero, and you can complain about it all you want, but they have…
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There’s Been a Misunderstanding
We need to clear a little something up. It’s my fault. I should’ve known. But I wasn’t thinking about explaining myself when I opened my big mouth and blathered on, and, well, here we are in the middle of a misunderstanding. On March 8, as part of our 40 Days of Lent: 15 Minute Projects series,…
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My Husband Stopped Texting Me While He’s at Work
My husband has stopped responding to texts from me while he’s at work. So my husband’s solution is to walk around with his penis goiter and tell people he’s just happy to see them? Um… no. I haven’t heard back from Greg since I mentioned I’m a Penis Goiter Coveter. I’d feel bad for Greg…
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I Spy: A New Year’s Game (and Day 10 of 7+ Giveaways)
Everyone knows all best games get expansion packs from time to time. Like Catan: Cities and Knights. And Ticket to Ride: Europe. But you may not be aware of this critical piece of information: Completely Unheard Of Games get expansion packs, too! Like Space Hulk Death Angel: Deathwing Space Marine. ( <– this is a real game) And…