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An Open Letter to My Chin Hair
Dear Chin Hair, When I was in the third grade, I had a costume party for my birthday. I was a stop light. This stop light is from Room Doodles, but if you imagine it with legs, arms, a head, really bad bangs and a lot of freckles, then you get the gist. I’m pretty…
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The Hair Product
As you may know, I’m always deep and thoughtful. I post only meaningful and well-written articles on my blog. Like the one about my hair and what exactly I should do to it. After reading through your suggestions, for which I emphatically thank you, I settled on a plan. In the end, I took advice…
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Hair
Two thoughts. Thought #1: I don’t know. I don’t know why I allowed it to be taken. I don’t know why I kept it. I don’t think I was actually mad at anyone; gee, I hope I can manage my emotions better than that. (Otherwise, what was the point of 3 years of counseling??) In…
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Smart Phone
I have a new phone. It’s smart. I feel like I should be upset when technology is smarter than me. Like, on the basis of some kind of humans-first principle, I should believe that smart phones are a threat and may take over the world. A sign of the apocalypse? Mark of the Beast, anyone?…