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An Open Letter to My Chin Hair
Dear Chin Hair,
When I was in the third grade, I had a costume party for my birthday.
I was a stop light.
This stop light is from Room Doodles, but if you imagine it with legs, arms, a head, really bad bangs and a lot of freckles, then you get the gist.
I’m pretty sure the reason I was a stop light was because my parents were all, “What can we do with … Continue Reading “An Open Letter to My Chin Hair”
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The Hair Product
As you may know, I’m always deep and thoughtful.
I post only meaningful and well-written articles on my blog.
Like the one about my hair and what exactly I should do to it.
After reading through your suggestions, for which I emphatically thank you, I settled on a plan.
In the end, I took advice from wise, wise women like my friend, AJ, who wrote:
… Continue Reading “The Hair Product”You have five kids. A husband. Extended family. A job.
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Hair
Two thoughts.
Thought #1: I don’t know. I don’t know why I allowed it to be taken. I don’t know why I kept it. I don’t think I was actually mad at anyone; gee, I hope I can manage my emotions better than that. (Otherwise, what was the point of 3 years of counseling??) In fact, I’m pretty sure my eldest took this photo when she and I were goofing off on vacation. Either that, … Continue Reading “Hair”
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Smart Phone
I have a new phone. It’s smart.
I feel like I should be upset when technology is smarter than me. Like, on the basis of some kind of humans-first principle, I should believe that smart phones are a threat and may take over the world. A sign of the apocalypse? Mark of the Beast, anyone?
Instead, I’m just relieved that someone, somewhere is writing software I can use. Thank you, Someone. I’ll freak out later, … Continue Reading “Smart Phone”
