Tag: Hair

  • An Open Letter to My Chin Hair

    Dear Chin Hair, When I was in the third grade, I had a costume party for my birthday. I was a stop light. This stop light is from Room Doodles, but if you imagine it with legs, arms, a head, really bad bangs and a lot of freckles, then you get the gist. I’m pretty…

  • The Hair Product

    As you may know, I’m always deep and thoughtful. I post only meaningful and well-written articles on my blog. Like the one about my hair and what exactly I should do to it. After reading through your suggestions, for which I emphatically thank you, I settled on a plan. In the end, I took advice…

  • Hair

    Two thoughts. Thought #1:  I don’t know.  I don’t know why I allowed it to be taken.  I don’t know why I kept it.  I don’t think I was actually mad at anyone; gee, I hope I can manage my emotions better than that.  (Otherwise, what was the point of 3 years of counseling??)  In…

  • Smart Phone

    I have a new phone.  It’s smart. I feel like I should be upset when technology is smarter than me.  Like, on the basis of some kind of humans-first principle, I should believe that smart phones are a threat and may take over the world.  A sign of the apocalypse?  Mark of the Beast, anyone?…