beth woolsey

mess maker • magic finder • rule breaker • kindness monger

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  • Short Stuff

    I had a revelation several years ago while looking at vacation photos. I don’t have to wear shorts again.  Ever.  In my whole life. I’m short.  I’m not skinny.  I look terrible in shorts. They creep up my legs all by themselves and become something of a social hazard.  I mean, shorts don’t have a…