The baby fell out!
Into the waiting arms of a doctor. Just as planned. But still. It felt very dramatic.
Look what Jeff and Kim made.
They done good.
This very proud auntie is happy to introduce you to my newest nephew.
Congratulations to Jeff, Kim and the baby’s big sister and big brother!
AND ALSO TO ME! The new auntie.
We’re all so very happy that the little man finally made … Continue Reading “The Baby Fell Out!”
A title like “To The Toilet Bowl” makes it sound like this is going to be a letter to my toilet bowl.
If that’s what you were expecting, I offer my sincere apology.
Unfortunately, I’m simply not prepared at this time to confront my toilets’ accusations of abuse, their photographic “evidence” of such (I swear they stained themselves), or their class-action lawsuit against my family. So I have no comment at this time. If you … Continue Reading “To The Toilet Bowl”
I grew up without a sister.
My sister-in-law, Kim, finds that tragic.
But I’ve never missed having one.
Except the time when I was 3, and my parents brought home a baby brother. Which was the exact opposite of the gender I requested. Because, apparently, my parents can’t follow basic instructions.
So, when I was 3, I missed having a sister.
And the time when I was 13, and my brother was 10, … Continue Reading “Sisters”
You know that Sesame Street song, One of These Things Is Not Like The Others?
I like that song.
On a completely unrelated note, after I posted this photo last week of my sister-in-law, Kim…
my brother (who’s coincidentally Kim’s husband), sent me this message:
Could you please replace the image of Kim on the recent post with this EXACT, UNALTERED copy? No reason. Thanks!
Since I’m always happy to comply with my … Continue Reading “Jugstaposition”