New Teeth! Hot or Not? (Hint: HOT. Obviously.)
Just a very quick update from me (even though I’m behind on telling you ALL THE THINGS, which I hope to fix soon) because TODAY was Phase One for NEW TEETH.
All for ME!
Strictly speaking, having one’s face mauled by a dog in early childhood has its downsides. Reconstructive surgeries starting at age two. Plastic surgeries starting at seven. Oral surgery, braces more than once, and five fake teeth installed … Continue Reading “New Teeth! Hot or Not? (Hint: HOT. Obviously.)”
I Am Not Qualified to Have Conversations. Nevertheless, I Persist. Sorry.
Alright. I don’t know if this is advice or anti-advice, but it’s something, and now you’ll know it, too, instead of me just carrying it around in my head all by myself where it should probably stay locked up forever.
Here’s the sitch: We bought a stunning farm in Oregon. And we’re working on the farm — a LOT these days — hoping to open early summer as a private park.
Most things, we’re … Continue Reading “I Am Not Qualified to Have Conversations. Nevertheless, I Persist. Sorry.”
NEW HOTLINE for Your Questions: How to Microwave a 25 Pound Turkey
If you read How to Microwave a 25 Pound Turkey and found the directions helpful but insufficiently detailed — or helpful, but, now that you’ve tried it, you’ve run into some unforeseen difficulties — you’re not alone. I hear you, friends. I see the profound need as we prepare for Gluttony Day here in America. We are a community, and we care about each other! And that’s why we’ve set up this New Hotline — … Continue Reading “NEW HOTLINE for Your Questions: How to Microwave a 25 Pound Turkey”
Mother/Daughter Look-a-Likes: Can’t Tell Them Apart!
Everywhere my daughter and I go, people can’t tell us apart. That’s why we have a history of taking twinsy pics; to blow people’s minds that we’re actually mother/daughter.
We took some yesterday, in fact, just for you. See if you can figure out who’s who!
Good luck, friends.
You’re never going to believe this, but we’re 25 years apart in age. FOR REALS.
I know, right??
You’re welcome, The Internets! It’s like … Continue Reading “Mother/Daughter Look-a-Likes: Can’t Tell Them Apart!”