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Tag: My brain quit.

  • Give Napping A Chance

    I had the crud last weekend. I don’t know about you, but around here everyone knows that the crud is a cat burglar who ransacks my house, steals my patience and grace, and leaves behind an unreasonable state of mama mind wherein I forget that I actually like my children and that I wouldn’t give them away to the first…

  • The Tooth Fairy Intervention

    I think the Tooth Fairy might have a problem. Now, I’m not saying she’s drinking too much or doing drugs, but there are some warning signs, and I just wouldn’t be a very good friend if I ignore them and assume all’s well. Since you may be friends with the Tooth Fairy, too, I thought we might…

  • Except My Brain Quit

    I wanted to write a new blog post last night, except my brain quit. (You should know that I would’ve been charming, eloquent and funny. I’m just sure of it.) I wanted to do some laundry last night, except my brain quit. (Psst… I’m using wanted rather loosely.) I wanted to finish my kids’ enrollment forms…