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UPDATED with Winners: Worst Contest Ever
Hey! You know how you go on vacation with your five kids, and one starts puking, and you’re all, “Dear Jesus, please, please, please let this be food poisoning or an anxiety attack or anything other than a bug that’s going to take us all down” and then Jesus forgets about that whole Wave a Magic…
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5 Things It Turns Out I’ll Never Be Done Learning
I spilled chocolate protein drink on myself this morning. I spilled chocolate protein drink on my white work blouse and down my face and in my hair; waaaay too late, of course, to go home and change. I gave my nephew a ride to school this morning, too, because I AM AN AWESOME HUMAN BEING, and…
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Keeping It Real
Keeping It Real “Keeping It Real.” That is, perhaps, the stupidest name ever for one of my blog posts. EVER ever. Because when do I not keep it real around here? I mean, really. It’s just, even though I don’t have time to write you All the Details right now, and even though I plan…
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Announcing: ReLent! It’s like Lent, except after Easter is over.
Today is April 7th. Two days after Easter. So it’s about time I got around to participating in Lent. I mean, sure; Lent is the 40 days before Easter. And yes; that means it’s already over. But I don’t think that’s a very good reason for not participating, do you? Especially because Lent is a good idea. I…