There aren’t a lot of things grosser or more physically painful than being a mother, but running a marathon might be one of them.
Jen: “People who run marathons sometimes poop themselves.”
Me: “Nuh. Uh.“
I didn’t know. I hadn’t heard. But that kind of makes my point. I mean, other than that one time when I was pregnant with twins and an auspuff deceived me by being a little more solid than “puff,” motherhood hasn’t ever involved pooping myself. ...