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Tent Erection Instructions
It was like the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade: Camping Edition as Greg and I gathered our family members to march our new tent from the wrong campsite, where we initially (and privately) erected it, to the correct site, where it should’ve been from the start. You know what? We shouldn’t judge. Tent erection is a tricky…
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If At First You Don’t Succeed: a special video presentation
I made you a video. It’s based on a true story. And on perseverance. I finished it while sitting at the Newark, New Jersey airport which is the very best place to edit a sex video, I think. Greg made me use headphones while I worked on it. Greg has good manners. Thank you, Greg. I’m…
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On Foreign Languages
If you’re looking for information on which foreign language to teach your child, this is SO not that blog. I mean, I’m still trying to teach 4 out of 5 of my children English as a First Language so that they might understand me when I say, “Empty the dishwasher.” I even try saying it…
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Drugs, Sex, and Jesus
Lately my kids have wanted to talk to me about the topic of my choice. Which is weird. Like they don’t know what they want to talk about? Like they really want to open the door to allow me to lecture to them? About anything? Sounds good to me. I’ll pick. After all, opportunities like…