Tag: Sleep

  • I Dreamed Dreams. HELP ME.

    I dreamed the other night that Greg grew very tall – perhaps 6’4″ or 6’6″ or something – which, obviously, enraged me.  It was one in a series of vivid dreams I’ve been having lately. Because… I don’t know why. Perimenopause? My chemical imbalance? Blue Moon beer? A change in barometric pressure? Bad theology? The…

  • On the Importance of Using Our Words

    “OK, boys. We need to have a chat.” I sat my twin 1st graders down last night before bedtime for a serious heart-to-heart. “I know you like to sleep with me,” I said, “and that’s fine. You know, when we all get to SLEEP. Because, to be clear, that’s my number one main goal at…

  • Holding Hands in the Dark

    Tracy was my best friend in elementary school, and, though her motives remain unclear, I suspect she chose me as a friend because she was kind, compassionate, and knew I needed her.  And because she lived across the street so I was hard to avoid. Not that she ever made me feel like she was avoiding…

  • How do you get through times like this?

    I’m trying to write this morning, because I have important follow-up work to do charting your booger rules and stuff, but Greg’s home and he keeps making breathing sounds and clickity clackity click clack typing sounds and allergy season sounds, and, unbeknownst to Greg, it’s all been very distracting. Now it’s after noon and he’s in the kitchen…