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Why I’m Mad at Greg — and Thoughts on Whether Cat Butter is Humane
I woke up with a sick feeling in my gut. You know that foggy state of Near Awake when you viscerally remember Something’s Amiss but you don’t yet have the mental faculties to remember What Exactly Happened? It was That. I woke up sad and somehow lonely. I knew, at least, No One Had Died,…
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New Teeth! Hot or Not? (Hint: HOT. Obviously.)
Hello, lovelies! Just a very quick update from me (even though I’m behind on telling you ALL THE THINGS, which I hope to fix soon) because TODAY was Phase One for NEW TEETH. NEW TEETH. All for ME! Strictly speaking, having one’s face mauled by a dog in early childhood has its downsides. Reconstructive surgeries starting…
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A Haphazard Series of Brief (or not) Thoughts, Part 1
I left my house at 3am today, the first of 20+ days of travel this month, home after this only for farm work days every Saturday I can manage to be there. Farms, man; they’re a lot of work. But there’s so much clean air out there — and constant earth magic — so the trade-off…
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Quick Life Tip: Frosted Mini Wheats with Brown Sugar and Garlic Salt Is Not OK, After All
I had Frosted Mini Wheats with a sprinkle of brown sugar and a dusting of garlic salt today which I initially decided was fine. It was the usual situation. Four hours after waking up, I decided I ought to feed myself. Some people make themselves and their physical needs a priority, understanding that providing their…